my fall look today is winged eyeliner, plum lipstick, and a look on my face like i’m fucking your boyfriend and can’t wait for you to find out.
My fall look is simple liner with bold lashes, burgundy lipstick, a gleam in my eyes that let’s men know that I’ll suck their dick, their money out of their bank accounts, and the souls right out of their bodies.
this is my favorite post on tumblr currently
|me looking at thing:||yooooo|
|me looking at price:||nooooo|
Meal plan: $1,457
The sun: $3,381
basically my life can be summed up in alternating periods of Linda Belcher’s “Alriiiiight!” and Bob Belcher’s “Oh my god”
|Movie theater worker:||*Upon seeing my smeared mascara* Just come out of The Fault In Our Stars?|
|Me:||How to Train Your Dragon 2|