when ur mom gives u money to buy something and forgets to ask for the change
True life: she’s from my town, went to my high school, and I used to work with her twin sister.
I was fucked up for two days straight after I found out the members of LMFAO are uncle and nephew
Virginity only matters if you’re lighting the black flame candle to summon witches.
does anyone else find it immensely comforting to have someone touching you? not like poking or tickling you or like sexually just feeling some other person being beside you and like your elbows or legs or something are touching and you’re like oh this person is alive too
i cant believe that is literally beyoncé’s face as she is plummeting off a building
i am laying down in bed with a double chin